{"id":1987,"date":"2007-03-29T19:22:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-30T02:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=1987"},"modified":"2007-03-29T19:22:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-30T02:22:00","slug":"oh-theres-something-wrong-with-what-my-stacy-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=1987","title":{"rendered":"&quot;Oh, there&#8217;s something wrong with what my Stacy says&#8230;&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"left\"><i>Posted early, again! I&#8217;m tired and I don&#8217;t wanna stay up until midnight. Waaaahhh!!!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>A gold star to anyone who knows where I got the title to this post. <i>Hint: it&#8217;s from a long-running TV show.<\/i><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/spideyweb.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/spideyweb.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:78%;\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">click above for larger view<\/span><\/div>\n<p>Anyone call for a webslinger? This sketch was done completely in Photoshop (2-3 hours). <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Spider-man\">Spidey<\/a>&#8216;s fingers are too chunky, and it looks like he&#8217;s doing <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jazz_hands\">jazz-hands<\/a>&#8230; but for a quickie, I&#8217;m happy with it. In case you can&#8217;t tell, the green background is supposed to be an abstract representation of his Spidey-Sense.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and if you missed it, I also put up a bonus post and review. Scroll down for more, sucka!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Posted early, again! I&#8217;m tired and I don&#8217;t wanna stay up until midnight. Waaaahhh!!! A gold star to anyone who knows where I got the title to this post. Hint: it&#8217;s from a long-running TV show. click above for larger view Anyone call for a webslinger? This sketch was done completely in Photoshop (2-3 hours). [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-superheroes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1987"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1987\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}