{"id":1988,"date":"2007-04-02T09:43:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-02T16:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=1988"},"modified":"2007-04-02T09:43:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-02T16:43:00","slug":"bear-with-me-for-a-moment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=1988","title":{"rendered":"Bear With Me For A Moment&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"left\"><i>Posted early from an undisclosed remote location. I GOTS THE COMPUTER PROBLEMS!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I get an IM first thing in the morning from <a href=\"http:\/\/beaucoupkevin.com\/\">Kevin<\/a>, and he says something like, &#8220;I need you to draw Lawyerbear real quick,&#8221; without offering any further explanation. Frankly, no further explanation was needed:<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/lawyerbearweb.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/lawyerbearweb.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:78%;\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">click above for larger view<\/span><\/div>\n<p>I&#8217;m proud to say that the black and white version of this sketch was the very first illustration of Lawyerbear. You can see it <a href=\"http:\/\/www.beaucoupkevin.com\/2007\/03\/promotional-lawyerbear-bear-thats.html\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Proof that Kevin is Lawyerbear&#8217;s daddy is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.beaucoupkevin.com\/2007\/03\/this-post-exists-strictly-for-legal.html\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Be Lawyerbear&#8217;s internet predator\/fakefriend <a href=\"http:\/\/myspace.com\/lawyerbear\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And most importantly, visit the official site for more Lawyerbear art: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lawyerbear.org\/\">www.lawyerbear.org<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Posted early from an undisclosed remote location. I GOTS THE COMPUTER PROBLEMS! Sometimes I get an IM first thing in the morning from Kevin, and he says something like, &#8220;I need you to draw Lawyerbear real quick,&#8221; without offering any further explanation. Frankly, no further explanation was needed: click above for larger view I&#8217;m proud [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hi-larious-hi-jinx"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1988"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1988\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}