{"id":2011,"date":"2007-06-07T10:34:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-07T17:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2011"},"modified":"2007-06-07T10:34:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-07T17:34:00","slug":"legal-pad-hi-jinx","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2011","title":{"rendered":"Legal (Pad) Hi-Jinx"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"left\">This is the doomsday scenario, people. I have been dealing with twelve-plus hour workdays, backed-up kitchen sinks, an apartment that now smells like garbage, and the usual BS. And yet, so unswerving is my fanatical devotion to the <i>way of the blog<\/i>, that here I am posting a dorky sketch of an 80&#8217;s cartoon character. It ain&#8217;t pretty, but it&#8217;s new, it&#8217;s in color (technically), and it&#8217;s here:<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/skelesketchweb.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/skelesketchweb.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:78%;\"><\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">click above for larger view<\/span><\/div>\n<p>Doodled this on an actual legal pad quite some time ago, scanned it in, added the shadow, type, and red eyes in Photoshop, and stored it away for a rainy day. Little did I know that the &#8220;rain&#8221; would be filthy, disgusting water, being regurgitated by my kitchen sink&#8217;s drain like vomit. Good times.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><i><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">Gray skies are gonna clear up<br \/>Put on a happy face<br \/>Wipe off the clouds and cheer up<br \/>Put on a happy face<\/span><\/i><\/div>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;\">OH HEY, I ALMOST FORGOT&#8230;<\/span><\/strong><br \/>Remember <a href=\"http:\/\/bootlegsketch.blogspot.com\/2007\/05\/fishy.html\">this post<\/a>? Well thankfully, Charles got his computer in order, and he posted the mystical fish&#8217;s <i>extensive<\/i> background story, entitled &#8220;The Children of the Gods&#8221;!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Check out the <a href=\"http:\/\/lordshen.blogspot.com\/\">blog<\/a> of Charles AKA Lord Shen\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/lordshen.blogspot.com\/2007\/05\/children-of-gods-act-i.html\">Read The Children of Gods, Act I<\/a>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/lordshen.blogspot.com\/2007\/06\/children-of-gods-act-ii.html\">Read The Children of Gods, Act II<\/a>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/lordshen.blogspot.com\/2007\/06\/children-of-gods-act-iii.html\">Read The Children of Gods, Act III<\/a>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/lordshen.blogspot.com\/2007\/06\/children-of-gods-act-iv.html\">Read The Children of Gods, Act IV<\/a>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/lordshen.blogspot.com\/2007\/06\/children-of-gods-act-v.html\">Read The Children of Gods, Act V<\/a>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/lordshen.blogspot.com\/2007\/07\/drawing-down-sun-uplifting-stars.html\">Read The Children of Gods, Appendix<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Go read it! <i>Go<\/i>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the doomsday scenario, people. I have been dealing with twelve-plus hour workdays, backed-up kitchen sinks, an apartment that now smells like garbage, and the usual BS. And yet, so unswerving is my fanatical devotion to the way of the blog, that here I am posting a dorky sketch of an 80&#8217;s cartoon character. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-he-manshe-ra","category-he-manshe-ra-villains","category-he-manshe-ra-villains-skeletor-and-minions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2011","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2011"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2011\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}