{"id":2018,"date":"2007-06-30T01:15:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-30T08:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2018"},"modified":"2007-06-30T01:15:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-30T08:15:00","slug":"real-life-im-transcript-fake-im-names-subject-transformers-and-pokemon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2018","title":{"rendered":"Real Life IM Transcript, Fake IM names… Subject: Transformers and Pokemon"},"content":{"rendered":"
It started out innocently enough…<\/i><\/p>\n

[00:32] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> butthead
[00:32] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> ya there?
[00:33] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> yeah i am
[00:33] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> i just saw a clip of transformers on david letterman
[00:34] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> ok so how was the Tf clip?
[00:34] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> that **** was rad
[00:34] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> they’re giving away too much, which is a bad sign
[00:34] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> hahahah sure i hear it looks good
[00:34] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> but
[00:34] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> hahahah mayybbeee
[00:34] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> the clip is radddd
[00:34] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> haha
[00:34] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> its megatrron cornering spike on a rooftop
[00:34] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> dude
[00:34] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> it looked great
[00:35] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> and its the first i’ve heard megs talk
[00:35] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> hugo weaving sounds nothing like himself
[00:35] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> i can not wait for this ****!
[00:36] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> seriously dude, this **** is no fair
[00:37] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> everyone has seen the movie but me
[00:37] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> WHY GODDDD
[00:37] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> ???
[00:37] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> hahahahah
[00:37] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> its cool man
[00:37] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> no worries
[00:37] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> you’ll get your turn
[00:37] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> I WANT IT NOWWWWW
[00:37] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> HUNGERRRRRRRR
[00:37] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> I WANT IT SO BADDDD I CAN TASTE IT
[00:37] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> IT DRIVES ME MAD TO SEE IT WASTED
[00:38] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> little quote from the og TF soundtrack there, niatch<\/span><\/p>\n

Then some talk about my tragic dating life lead to…<\/i><\/p>\n

[01:03] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> i think instead of dating i’m just gonna buy a DS and become a pokemon trainer
[01:03] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> sound good?
[01:03] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> quit everything else
[01:06] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> dude
[01:06] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> go to bed
[01:06] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> haha
[01:07] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> you know what u need to do
[01:08] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> make a name for yourself
[01:08] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> umm surreeee
[01:08] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> ok
[01:08] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> and then go thru my favorites on DA
[01:08] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> and just pick people to hire
[01:08] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> and then tell me all about it
[01:08] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> you’ll have to txt me
[01:08] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> cuz i’ll be travelling the world, becoming the world’s greatest pokemon trainer
[01:09] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> BOOM… BOOMBOOMBOOM-BOOM
[01:09] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> I WANNA BEEEE THE VERY BEST
[01:09] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
[01:09] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> TO CATCH THEM IS MY TRUE TEST
[01:09] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> TO TRAIN EM IS MY CAUSE
[01:09] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> I’LL TRAVEL ‘CROSS THE LAND
[01:09] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> SEARCHIN FAR AND WIDE
[01:09] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND
[01:09] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> THE POWERRRRRR THATSSSS INSIIIIDE
[01:09] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> POKEMON!
[01:09] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> GOTTA CATCH EM ALLLL
[01:09] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> IT’S YOU AND ME
[01:09] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> YOU KNOW ITS OUR DESTINY
[01:10] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> YOU NEEED ME AND I NEEEED YOU
[01:10] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> POKEEEEEEMONNNNNNN
[01:10] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> okkkk
[01:10] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> sure you do that
[01:10] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> yeahhhh
[01:10] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> dude
[01:10] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> YOU SAID ITS OK!
[01:10] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> *packs duffle bag and pokeballs*
[01:11] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> dude.. you are making me tired
[01:12] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> dude
[01:12] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> you have to have stamina
[01:12] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> if you want to be the world’s best pokemon trainer
[01:12] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> …
[01:12] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[01:12] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> e_e
[01:14] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> eh comrade???
[01:14] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> eh?
[01:14] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> ;)
[01:15] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> eh?
<\/span>
Later, I continue to be hilarious…<\/i><\/p>\n

[01:29] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> ok cool, sounds like a plan
[01:29] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> i’m gonna get together some supplies and pick out a few pokeballs
[01:29] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> then i need to email professor oak
[01:29] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> then its off to bed
[01:29] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> and i start my journey as a pokemon trainer tommorrow!
[01:30] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> who should i pick first?
[01:30] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> i’m thinking bulbasaur
[01:30] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> dude… ?
[01:30] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> what do you think?
[01:30] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> you seem like a squirtle man yourself
[01:31] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> hahaha
[01:31] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> umm i dont know’
[01:31] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> its been awhile since i played
[01:32] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> lol… i forgot, you actually are really good at it
[01:32] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> damn dude
[01:32] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> you and i need to both get DS’s
[01:32] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> and each get a diff version of the game
[01:32] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> we’ll be rivals!
[01:32] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> this is gonna be rad.
[01:33] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> im retired
[01:33] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> dude
[01:34] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> i can see the heart of a pokemon trainer burning deep in you
[01:34] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> it never dies man
[01:34] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> i hung it up for a bigger and more dangerous hunt
[01:36] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> digimon
[01:36] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> yeah i heard that brutha
[01:36] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> high five!
[01:40] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> ummmm ok
[01:40] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> have fun with that<\/span><\/p>\n

Finally…<\/i><\/p>\n

[02:04] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> ok, im going to bed, so i can get up bright and early and get to work on the rest of the stuff i need to do
[02:04] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> oh and
[02:05] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> pika pika pika
[02:05] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> LOL
[02:05] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> pikachuuuuuuuu
[02:05] AUTOBOT-Elric<\/b>:<\/span> I LOVE YOU MAN
[02:05] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> hahah yeah yeah pika yeah
[02:05] green lantern wannabe<\/b>:<\/span> good pika.. imean night<\/span><\/p>\n

The End!<\/i><\/p>\n

Author’s Note<\/b>: Yes, I am aware that naming Bulbasaur and Squirtle as starting Pokemon shows what an old man I am. That’s why I really do need to buy a DS and start training an Infernape or something. Just sayin.<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It started out innocently enough… [00:32] AUTOBOT-Elric: butthead[00:32] AUTOBOT-Elric: ya there?[00:33] green lantern wannabe: yeah i am[00:33] AUTOBOT-Elric: i just saw a clip of transformers on david letterman[00:34] green lantern wannabe: ok so how was the Tf clip?[00:34] AUTOBOT-Elric: that **** was rad[00:34] AUTOBOT-Elric: they’re giving away too much, which is a bad sign[00:34] green […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,29,27,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2018","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hi-larious-hi-jinx","category-pointless-rambling","category-transformers","category-video-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2018","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2018"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2018\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}