{"id":2043,"date":"2007-09-18T00:23:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-18T07:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2043"},"modified":"2007-09-18T00:23:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-18T07:23:00","slug":"some-days-i-would-rather","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2043","title":{"rendered":"Some Days I Would Rather&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"left\">I was hard up for a post today, so I asked <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nathanhamill.com\/\">Hammers<\/a> to suggest a subject for a quick sketch. He came up with &#8220;badger,&#8221; though I&#8217;m pretty sure this is not what he had in mind:<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/badgerpitweb.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/badgerpitweb.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">click above for larger view<\/span><\/div>\n<p>A few people have requested more pics of my noodly cartoon persona. Since my noodly real-life persona is wildly ego-centric, I&#8217;m glad to comply. I actually had the &#8220;I would rather jump into a pit full of [BLANK]&#8221; idea last week, but I couldn&#8217;t think of a fitting animal to plug in. Badgers seemed a good fit. However, <i>dear reader<\/i>, I don&#8217;t want you to think that the sentiment is any less sincere this week rather than last&#8211;right now, I would definitely rather jump in a pit full of badgers than deal with&#8230; anything. <\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;m all out of badgers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was hard up for a post today, so I asked Hammers to suggest a subject for a quick sketch. He came up with &#8220;badger,&#8221; though I&#8217;m pretty sure this is not what he had in mind: click above for larger view A few people have requested more pics of my noodly cartoon persona. Since [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ego-raging","category-j-ho-originals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2043"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2043\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}