{"id":2057,"date":"2007-10-31T22:59:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-01T05:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2057"},"modified":"2007-10-31T22:59:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-01T05:59:00","slug":"bonus-post-tis-the-season","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2057","title":{"rendered":"BONUS POST: &#8216;Tis The Season"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"left\">I had absolutely no plans for a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Halloween\">Halloween<\/a> post, but <a href=\"http:\/\/lordshen.blogspot.com\/\">Charles<\/a> first insisted (which had no effect), and then challenged me. I don&#8217;t usually take the bait in such scenarios, but I also happen to be a fan of one <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Frankenstein%27s_monster\">Frankenstein&#8217;s Monster<\/a>, and thus today&#8217;s l&#8217;il treat:<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"WIDTH: 338px\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/frankyweb.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Timing me over <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Instant_message\">IM<\/a>, Charles challenged me to draw Frankenstein&#8217;s Monster in 5 minutes, and ink it in another 5. The plan was to color it in <i>another<\/i> 5, but I didn&#8217;t run into him again on IM, so I just went as fast as I could. It took me about 40 minutes to color and typeset this, because apparently, I am a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sloth\">sloth<\/a> on <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Downers\">downers<\/a>. Oh well, under an hour is still pretty fast&#8230; for me.<\/p>\n<p>HAPPY HALLOWEEN, CHARLIE BROWN!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had absolutely no plans for a Halloween post, but Charles first insisted (which had no effect), and then challenged me. I don&#8217;t usually take the bait in such scenarios, but I also happen to be a fan of one Frankenstein&#8217;s Monster, and thus today&#8217;s l&#8217;il treat: Timing me over IM, Charles challenged me to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,39,22,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays","category-holidays-halloween","category-j-ho-originals","category-monsters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2057","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2057"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2057\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}