{"id":2059,"date":"2007-11-06T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-06T08:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2059"},"modified":"2007-11-06T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-06T08:01:00","slug":"contents-of-blog-are-self-explanatory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2059","title":{"rendered":"Contents Of Blog Are Self Explanatory:"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"left\">A conversation between myself and Kevin of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.beaucoupkevin.com\/\">BeaucoupKevin<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">6:59:20 AM <b><span style=\"color:#cc0000;\">me<\/span><\/b>: i need a quick subject! (past quick subjects include: sasquatch, viking, platypus)<br \/>6:59:32 AM <b><span style=\"color:#000099;\">Kevin<\/span><\/b>: Baby With Knife<br \/>6:59:36 AM <b><span style=\"color:#cc0000;\">me<\/span><\/b>: NICE<\/span><\/p>\n<p><i>Moments later, I am self congratulatory&#8230;<\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">7:30:51 AM <b><span style=\"color:#cc0000;\">me<\/span><\/b>: this baby is awesome<br \/>7:31:01 AM <b><span style=\"color:#cc0000;\">me<\/span><\/b>: i&#8217;ll show you as soon as i scan it<br \/>7:31:13 AM <b><span style=\"color:#000099;\">Kevin<\/span><\/b>: AWESOME BABY TIME<br \/>7:31:16 AM <b><span style=\"color:#000099;\">Kevin<\/span><\/b>: IT&#8217;S AWESOME BABY TIME<br \/>7:31:18 AM <b><span style=\"color:#000099;\">Kevin<\/span><\/b>: WHAT TIME IS IT<br \/>7:31:20 AM <b><span style=\"color:#000099;\">Kevin<\/span><\/b>: AWESOME BABY TIME<br \/>7:31:25 AM <b><span style=\"color:#000099;\">Kevin<\/span><\/b>: (that&#8217;s the theme to my new show.)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><i>But Kevin could not contain his excitement&#8230;<\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">7:45:38 AM <b><span style=\"color:#000099;\">Kevin<\/span><\/b>: WHERE MY KNIFEBABY AT<br \/>7:46:00 AM <b><span style=\"color:#cc0000;\">me<\/span><\/b>: the question america is asking itself<br \/>7:46:19 AM <b><span style=\"color:#000099;\">Kevin<\/span><\/b>: WE ALL LOVE YOU KNIFEBABY<br \/>7:47:42 AM <b><span style=\"color:#cc0000;\">me<\/span><\/b>: lol&#8230; you sir, are on crack<\/span><\/p>\n<p><i>He&#8217;s on the east coast, but WTF was I doing up so early??? Oh right, and the result of our conversation:<\/i><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"WIDTH: 400px\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/knifebabyweb.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>KNIFEBABY is trademark and copyright Kevin Church and Jason Ho 2007.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A conversation between myself and Kevin of BeaucoupKevin&#8230; 6:59:20 AM me: i need a quick subject! (past quick subjects include: sasquatch, viking, platypus)6:59:32 AM Kevin: Baby With Knife6:59:36 AM me: NICE Moments later, I am self congratulatory&#8230; 7:30:51 AM me: this baby is awesome7:31:01 AM me: i&#8217;ll show you as soon as i scan it7:31:13 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2059","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-j-ho-originals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2059","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2059"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2059\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}