{"id":2069,"date":"2007-12-11T00:04:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-11T08:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2069"},"modified":"2007-12-11T00:04:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-11T08:04:00","slug":"unholy-beast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2069","title":{"rendered":"Unholy Beast"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"left\">I visited some friends a few weeks ago&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"WIDTH: 300px\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/dachsundweb.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Their <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dachshund\">dachshund<\/a> did not like me.<\/p>\n<p>O_O<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I visited some friends a few weeks ago&#8230; Their dachshund did not like me. O_O<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-j-ho-originals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2069"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}