{"id":2070,"date":"2007-12-14T00:23:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-14T08:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2070"},"modified":"2007-12-14T00:23:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-14T08:23:00","slug":"neither-a-teenager-nor-a-mutant-nor-a-ninja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2070","title":{"rendered":"Neither a teenager, nor a mutant, nor a ninja&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"left\">Merely a turtle:<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"WIDTH: 400px\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/turtleweb.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Today&#8217;s post and <a href=\"http:\/\/bootlegsketch.blogspot.com\/2007\/12\/unholy-beast.html\">the previous one<\/a> are a bit of simple practice with some new digital painting pointers shown to me by my old <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Crony\">crony<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Guru\">guru<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/jacobglaser.blogspot.com\/\">Jacob<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merely a turtle: Today&#8217;s post and the previous one are a bit of simple practice with some new digital painting pointers shown to me by my old crony and guru, Jacob.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-j-ho-originals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2070"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2070\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}