{"id":2091,"date":"2008-02-22T02:46:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-22T10:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2091"},"modified":"2008-02-22T02:46:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-22T10:46:00","slug":"hawk-and-croc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2091","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Hawk and Croc"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"left\">I <i>did<\/i> get a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mohawk_hairstyle\">mohawk<\/a> this past weekend. I <i>did not<\/i> get a pet <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Crocodile\">crocodile<\/a>. Which is fortunate&#8230; <i>for my enemies<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"WIDTH: 400px\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/crocweb.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been lazy\/tired\/whatevs, so this was a last minute deal. I&#8217;m happy with it, which I guess means that I should work under pressure more often.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I did get a mohawk this past weekend. I did not get a pet crocodile. Which is fortunate&#8230; for my enemies. I&#8217;ve been lazy\/tired\/whatevs, so this was a last minute deal. I&#8217;m happy with it, which I guess means that I should work under pressure more often.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ego-raging","category-j-ho-originals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2091"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2091\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}