{"id":2094,"date":"2008-03-04T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-04T08:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2094"},"modified":"2008-03-04T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-04T08:01:00","slug":"horrible-post-title-085367-fangs-for-the-memories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2094","title":{"rendered":"Horrible Post Title #085367: Fangs For The Memories"},"content":{"rendered":"
You’re reading this impossibly dorky blog, and asking yourself, what kind of a person is this enigmatic J.Ho?<\/i> Well let me tell you something–the other day my boss gave me a Transformers pencil (because it’s well known throughout the office that I am a zealot for Transformers), and the first thing I did with that pencil… was sketch a Transformer. I did it, as if compelled by some greater force; as if inaugurating that Transformers pencil appropriately<\/i> with a drawing of a Transformer was ensuring that all was right throughout the universe–nay, the multiverse<\/i>. That is the kind of person that I am.<\/p>\n

Here’s Grotusque<\/a>, one of the Monsterbots<\/a>:<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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click above for larger view<\/span><\/div>\n

Though I never owned the Grotusque toy, I always thought the character looked cool: (sabre-toothed tiger) + (dragon) = WINNER<\/b>, as far as I’m concerned. Unfortunately, because I don’t own the toy, I have no idea what color it really is–in various photos I found online, the main torso appeared anywhere in the range of magenta, maroon, or burgundy. In the end, I think my colors skewed too close to the magenta end of the spectrum. Oh yeah, there’s also no rhyme or reason to the light sources in this pic.<\/p>\n

Close-up photos<\/a> revealed that Grotusque’s face was molded with a slight texture–in my mind, this implied fur, so I decided to give my interpretation an organic face.<\/p>\n

The wing is cut off because that’s where the paper stopped. And on that awkward note, I will end this post.<\/p>\n

(Exeunt<\/a><\/i>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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