{"id":2117,"date":"2008-05-19T23:01:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-20T06:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2117"},"modified":"2008-05-19T23:01:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-20T06:01:00","slug":"things-i-ate-and-an-awesome-bonus-illustration-from-a-superstar-artist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2117","title":{"rendered":"Things I ate, and an awesome bonus illustration from a SUPERSTAR artist"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"left\">Food consumed this weekend was as follows (in chronological order):<\/p>\n<p><strong>FRIDAY:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>1 large turkey <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hoagie\">hoagie<\/a> cross-section, approximately 4 x 4 x 3&#8243;<\/li>\n<li>1 plate full of barbecue chips, kettle-cooked<\/li>\n<li>2 Snapple ice teas<\/li>\n<li>1 slice of chocolate cheesecake<\/li>\n<li>1 pear<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>SATURDAY:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>quantities undocumented<\/em>&#8211;assorted dim sum (<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Shaomai\">shumai<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Har_gow\">har gaw<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Chicken_feet\">chicken feet<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Cha_siu_baau\">barbecue pork buns<\/a>, etcetera)<\/li>\n<li>2 bowls of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mongolian_barbecue\">Mongolian barbecue<\/a> (buffet)<\/li>\n<li>2 slices of watermelon<\/li>\n<li>1 <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Crystal_light\">Crystal Light<\/a> peach-mango fusion <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Slurpee\">Slurpee<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"WIDTH: 400px\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/watermelonweb.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/div>\n<p><strong>SUNDAY:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>1\/2 order of sliced chicken with garlic sauce (Chinese take-out)<\/li>\n<li>1\/2 order of mixed vegetables in light sauce (Chinese take-out)<\/li>\n<li>approximately 3 glasses of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Fresca\">Fresca<\/a><\/li>\n<li>1 foot-long <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Subway_%28restaurant%29\">Subway<\/a> tuna sub (with American cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, spinach, black olives, cilantro, and mustard)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>My pal, <a href=\"http:\/\/duss005.blogspot.com\/\">Dustin<\/a> took some time out of his crazy rockstar schedule to draw an awesome piece for me:<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/duss005.deviantart.com\/art\/rollin-in-like-a-rockstar-85716649\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5202335059990339890\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_0BhBNaWF4g0\/SDJoLIVI4TI\/AAAAAAAAAFY\/_f2hTvKghFA\/s400\/cogdussweb.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">click above for larger view<\/span><\/div>\n<p>The l&#8217;il robot on the left is my character <a href=\"http:\/\/www.legendofcog.com\/\">Cog<\/a> and the super-hott dame on the right is <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Big_Barda\">Big Barda<\/a>, my favorite character from DC&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/New_Gods\">New Gods<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>YOU&#8217;RE THE MAN, DUSTIN! Be sure to check out his <a href=\"http:\/\/duss005.deviantart.com\/\">Deviant Art gallery<\/a>, and go buy all his issues of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Detective_Comics\">Detective Comics<\/a>, available in finer comic book stores now!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Food consumed this weekend was as follows (in chronological order): FRIDAY: 1 large turkey hoagie cross-section, approximately 4 x 4 x 3&#8243; 1 plate full of barbecue chips, kettle-cooked 2 Snapple ice teas 1 slice of chocolate cheesecake 1 pear SATURDAY: quantities undocumented&#8211;assorted dim sum (shumai, har gaw, chicken feet, barbecue pork buns, etcetera) 2 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,22,36,29,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hi-larious-hi-jinx","category-j-ho-originals","category-legend-of-cog","category-pointless-rambling","category-shameless-plugs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}