{"id":2186,"date":"2008-12-24T02:29:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-24T10:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2186"},"modified":"2008-12-24T02:29:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-24T10:29:00","slug":"kage-kuringoru-densetsu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2186","title":{"rendered":"Kage Kuringoru Densetsu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(<i>Posting early for the holidays, tune in on Friday for a bonus post&#8230;<\/i> )<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bbcinnercircle.blogspot.com\/\">Josh<\/a> says this in <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Instant_message\">IM<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>[23:25] JOSH: next time you guys do a sketch off<br \/>[23:25] JOSH: i&#8217;d like to see ninja santas<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So you get this:<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/kagekringleweb.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/kagekringleweb.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">click above for larger view<\/span><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kage\">KAGE<\/a> KRINGLE, the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Shinobi\">Shinobi<\/a> Santa, gives razor-sharp <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kunai\">kunai<\/a> to all the good little ninjas at winter time. He also gives razor-sharp kunai to naughty ninjas&#8230; kunai which are delivered <i>to their hearts<\/i>. So be good, for goodness sake.<\/p>\n<p>HAPPY HOLIDAYS, BLOG READERS!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Posting early for the holidays, tune in on Friday for a bonus post&#8230; ) Josh says this in IM: [23:25] JOSH: next time you guys do a sketch off[23:25] JOSH: i&#8217;d like to see ninja santas So you get this: click above for larger view KAGE KRINGLE, the Shinobi Santa, gives razor-sharp kunai to all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,40,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays","category-holidays-christmas","category-j-ho-originals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2186\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}