{"id":2217,"date":"2009-04-02T23:01:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-03T06:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2217"},"modified":"2009-04-02T23:01:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-03T06:01:00","slug":"star-wars-lite-2-of-6-its-not-wise-to-upset-a-wookiee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2217","title":{"rendered":"Star Wars Lite (2 of 6): It&#8217;s not wise to upset a Wookiee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s puzzling over a <a href=\"http:\/\/starwars.wikia.com\/wiki\/Dejarik\">Dejarik<\/a> problem, I think:<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"WIDTH: 379 px\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/SWlitechewieweb.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/div>\n<p><i>Me<\/i> being busy = <i>you<\/i> being spared my pointless words. Soak it in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s puzzling over a Dejarik problem, I think: Me being busy = you being spared my pointless words. Soak it in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrities","category-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2217\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}