{"id":2230,"date":"2009-05-18T23:01:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-19T06:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2230"},"modified":"2009-05-18T23:01:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-19T06:01:00","slug":"going-ape-part-1-of-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2230","title":{"rendered":"Going Ape (Part 1 of 4)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Lawgiver_(Planet_of_the_Apes)\">Lawgiver<\/a>, who knows the future?&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"WIDTH: 336px\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/POTAlitelgweb.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/div>\n<p>In case you were not aware, this is the Lawgiver, a character from the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Planet_of_the_Apes\">Planet of the Apes<\/a> movies.<\/p>\n<p>Do I have a figurine of the Lawgiver, as a constant reminder that ape must never harm ape? <i>Yes, I do.<\/i> Am I the world&#8217;s biggest dork? <i>Likely.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Lawgiver, who knows the future?&#8221; In case you were not aware, this is the Lawgiver, a character from the Planet of the Apes movies. Do I have a figurine of the Lawgiver, as a constant reminder that ape must never harm ape? Yes, I do. Am I the world&#8217;s biggest dork? Likely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2230"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2230\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}