{"id":2321,"date":"2010-03-23T01:04:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-23T08:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2321"},"modified":"2010-03-23T01:04:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-23T08:04:00","slug":"no-seriously","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2321","title":{"rendered":"No, seriously."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I meant <a href=\"http:\/\/www.phrases.org.uk\/meanings\/an-apple-a-day.html\">what I said last time<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"WIDTH: 400px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/apple2web.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Been catching up on sleep, feeling better overall. Expect things to return to normal soon-ish.<\/p>\n<p><i>Normal = obscure nerdy posts, no apples.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I meant what I said last time. Been catching up on sleep, feeling better overall. Expect things to return to normal soon-ish. Normal = obscure nerdy posts, no apples.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-j-ho-originals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}