{"id":2322,"date":"2010-03-25T23:01:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-26T06:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2322"},"modified":"2010-03-25T23:01:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-26T06:01:00","slug":"now-were-talking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2322","title":{"rendered":"Now we&#8217;re talking&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I&#8217;ve mentioned (a jillion times), I&#8217;ve been dealing with some crushing sinus pain. Vitamin C, Sudafed, bed rest, and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Nasal_lavage\">nasal lavage<\/a> have all provided some degree of relief, but the crushing pain was persistent. Until&#8230;<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"WIDTH: 400px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/scotchweb.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<p><b>Scotch!<\/b> Just one glass of quality Scotch, imbibed with a solemn sense of responsibility, and I feel tons better, even a few days later. <i>DRINK RESPONSIBLY OR DON&#8217;T DRINK AT ALL<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s looking like I&#8217;ll be back to the usual nerdy stuff next week (<i>knock on wood<\/i>). Have a good weekend (without crushing sinus pain) everyone!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I&#8217;ve mentioned (a jillion times), I&#8217;ve been dealing with some crushing sinus pain. Vitamin C, Sudafed, bed rest, and nasal lavage have all provided some degree of relief, but the crushing pain was persistent. Until&#8230; Scotch! Just one glass of quality Scotch, imbibed with a solemn sense of responsibility, and I feel tons better, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-j-ho-originals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2322"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2322\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}