{"id":2329,"date":"2010-04-19T23:01:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-20T06:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2329"},"modified":"2010-04-19T23:01:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-20T06:01:00","slug":"the-waiting-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2329","title":{"rendered":"The Waiting Game"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m autoposting another sloppy blog from the work computer, while I grow old waiting for my new one to arrive.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"WIDTH: 300px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/oldmanweb.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Actually, I am full of lies. First of all, I&#8217;m more like a big impatient baby than an old man. And second, I could only grow such a long Rip Van Winkle-esque beard in my wildest dreams! New computer should be here soon-ish, and &#8220;real&#8221; posting will resume.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m autoposting another sloppy blog from the work computer, while I grow old waiting for my new one to arrive. Actually, I am full of lies. First of all, I&#8217;m more like a big impatient baby than an old man. And second, I could only grow such a long Rip Van Winkle-esque beard in my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ego-raging","category-j-ho-originals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}