{"id":2352,"date":"2010-07-02T00:44:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-02T07:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2352"},"modified":"2010-07-02T00:44:00","modified_gmt":"2010-07-02T07:44:00","slug":"pun-ishment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2352","title":{"rendered":"Pun-ishment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I am <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Instant_messaging\">IM<\/a>ing with <a href=\"http:\/\/duss005.deviantart.com\/\">Dustin<\/a> in the wee hours of the night, this happens:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\"font-size:small;\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\"color:#3366FF;\">1:31:00 AM Dustin: [CENSORED]<br \/><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\"color:#CC0000;\">1:31:04 AM Jason: LOL<br \/>1:31:06 AM Jason: wth???<\/span><br \/>1:31:10 AM Dustin: lol<br \/><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\"color:#CC0000;\">1:31:11 AM Jason: you are a sick sick man<\/span><br \/>1:31:12 AM Dustin: just sayin&#8230;<br \/><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\"color:#CC0000;\">1:31:27 AM Jason: yes, you are indeed just sayin<\/span><br \/>1:31:38 AM Dustin: like dragon ball z man<br \/>1:31:41 AM Dustin: just saiyan<br \/><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\"color:#CC0000;\">1:31:47 AM Jason: hahahahahaah<\/span><br \/><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\"color:#CC0000;\">1:31:51 AM Jason: +700 nerd points to you<\/span><br \/>1:31:55 AM Dustin: lol<br \/><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\"color:#CC0000;\">1:32:44 AM Jason: lol&#8230;. you should draw a picture of goku shrugging and at the bottom it says &#8220;just saiyan&#8221;<\/span><br \/>1:32:57 AM Dustin: YOU should<\/span><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And thus:<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/justsaiyanweb.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"WIDTH: 350px; CURSOR: hand\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/justsaiyanweb.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">click above for larger view<\/span><\/div>\n<p>I did some research, and as it turns out, we were not the first two geniuses to stumble upon this pun. But I still felt that this particular version required rendering. Just <a href=\"http:\/\/dragonball.wikia.com\/wiki\/Saiyan\">saiyan<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I am IMing with Dustin in the wee hours of the night, this happens: 1:31:00 AM Dustin: [CENSORED]1:31:04 AM Jason: LOL1:31:06 AM Jason: wth???1:31:10 AM Dustin: lol1:31:11 AM Jason: you are a sick sick man1:31:12 AM Dustin: just sayin&#8230;1:31:27 AM Jason: yes, you are indeed just sayin1:31:38 AM Dustin: like dragon ball z man1:31:41 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hi-larious-hi-jinx"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2352"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2352\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}