{"id":2386,"date":"2011-05-27T03:46:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-27T10:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2386"},"modified":"2011-05-27T03:46:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-27T10:46:00","slug":"macho-week-part-3-of-3-so-long-randy-and-thanks-for-all-the-slim-jims","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2386","title":{"rendered":"MACHO WEEK!!! (Part 3 of 3, So long Randy, and thanks for all the Slim Jims)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There used to be a cartoon called <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Powerpuff_Girls\">Powerpuff Girls<\/a>, and before that there was a cartoon called <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dexter%27s_Laboratory\">Dexter&#8217;s Laboratory<\/a>, and that cartoon featured a segment called <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dexter%27s_Laboratory#Dial_M_for_Monkey\">Dial M for Monkey<\/a>, and one of the best episodes of that segment of that cartoon was titled, &#8220;RASSLOR.&#8221; Macho Man Randy Savage guest-starred as the eponymous <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Rasslor#Popular_culture\">Rasslor<\/a>, a masked neon-hued wrestler whose power was on a cosmic level. <\/p>\n<p>So, here&#8217;s Rasslor executing a Macho-esque flying elbow:<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/rasslorweb.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/rasslorweb.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">click above for larger view<\/span><\/div>\n<p>And thus does MACHO WEEK draw to a close. I&#8217;ll be back to &#8220;normal&#8221; posts next week. Until then, have a great weekend, and stay macho, my friends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There used to be a cartoon called Powerpuff Girls, and before that there was a cartoon called Dexter&#8217;s Laboratory, and that cartoon featured a segment called Dial M for Monkey, and one of the best episodes of that segment of that cartoon was titled, &#8220;RASSLOR.&#8221; Macho Man Randy Savage guest-starred as the eponymous Rasslor, a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,6,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrities","category-obscure-characters","category-superheroes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}