{"id":2389,"date":"2011-06-06T23:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-07T06:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2389"},"modified":"2011-06-06T23:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-07T06:01:00","slug":"i-bet-he-drinks-arrowhead-brand-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2389","title":{"rendered":"I bet he drinks Arrowhead brand water&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; you see, because he&#8217;s got an arrow tattooed on his head. COMEDY FUN JOKES!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Aang\">Aang<\/a>, AKA the Avatar, AKA the Last Airbender:<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"WIDTH: 362px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/markeraangweb.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Return on Friday for more art and hilarity, <i>won&#8217;t you<\/i>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; you see, because he&#8217;s got an arrow tattooed on his head. COMEDY FUN JOKES! It&#8217;s Aang, AKA the Avatar, AKA the Last Airbender: Return on Friday for more art and hilarity, won&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2389\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}