{"id":2419,"date":"2011-10-21T21:50:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-22T04:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2419"},"modified":"2011-10-21T21:50:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-22T04:50:00","slug":"corny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2419","title":{"rendered":"Corny."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Still working on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.helpthecheerleader.com\/\">Help the Cheerleader<\/a> commissions, naturally, but this week I&#8217;m taking a break to post something else&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If I happen to come across an orange and a yellow marker as a pair, my brain immediately sets itself towards the drawing of a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Candy_corn\">candy corn<\/a>-motiffed woman who is armed with a candy corn chained <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Flail_(weapon)\">flail<\/a> and <i>vaguely<\/i> <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/File:Audrey_Hepburn_Tiffany%27s_4.jpg\">Audrey Hepburn-esque style<\/a>. And here she is:<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"WIDTH: 329px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/candycornweb.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<p>I drew this several weeks ago, but since October and November is the season of the candy corn, I saved it until now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Still working on Help the Cheerleader commissions, naturally, but this week I&#8217;m taking a break to post something else&#8230; If I happen to come across an orange and a yellow marker as a pair, my brain immediately sets itself towards the drawing of a candy corn-motiffed woman who is armed with a candy corn chained [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,39,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays","category-holidays-halloween","category-j-ho-originals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}