{"id":2672,"date":"2012-03-21T01:15:26","date_gmt":"2012-03-21T08:15:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2672"},"modified":"2012-03-21T01:15:26","modified_gmt":"2012-03-21T08:15:26","slug":"moldy-oldies-on-the-rodian-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2672","title":{"rendered":"Moldy Oldies: On the Rodian again&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I had posted this on Tuesday like I was supposed to&#8230; that would still be a terrible title. For those of you who kissed a girl before age 17, I will enlighten you as to the meaning of said title&#8211;The <a href=\"http:\/\/starwars.wikia.com\/wiki\/Rodian\">Rodians<\/a> are an alien race in the Star Wars universe. And the most famous Rodian, of course, is <a href=\"http:\/\/starwars.wikia.com\/wiki\/Greedo\">Greedo<\/a>:<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"cursor: hand; width: 640px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/OLDgreedoweb.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\nAs far as old pieces go, this isn&#8217;t the worst.<\/p>\n<p>By the way&#8230; HAN SHOT FIRST. That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I had posted this on Tuesday like I was supposed to&#8230; that would still be a terrible title. For those of you who kissed a girl before age 17, I will enlighten you as to the meaning of said title&#8211;The Rodians are an alien race in the Star Wars universe. And the most famous [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2672","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-moldy-oldies","category-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2672","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2672"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2672\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2676,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2672\/revisions\/2676"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}