{"id":2696,"date":"2012-04-03T00:01:58","date_gmt":"2012-04-03T07:01:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2696"},"modified":"2012-04-07T02:52:37","modified_gmt":"2012-04-07T09:52:37","slug":"moldie-oldies-teenage-mutant-ninja-tubbies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2696","title":{"rendered":"Moldie Oldies: Teenage Mutant Ninja &#8216;Tubbies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is the kinda junk that I thought was funny back in 1999. <i>Okay<\/i>, I still think it&#8217;s funny.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"cursor: hand; width: 575px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/OLDteletubbiesweb.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\nTo be honest, I was, and still am, totally freaked out by the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Teletubbies\">Teletubbies<\/a>. Are they hairless cats? Why are they wearing footie pajamas? WHY IS THE SUN A BABY? The whole affair is terrifying. However, by mashing the Teletubbies up with the Ninja Turtles, I converted my fear into a super-dorky joke.<\/p>\n<p>TAKE THAT, YOU TERRIFYING HAIRLESS CAT FOOTIE PAJAMA BABY-SUN-WORSHIPPING ABOMINATIONS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the kinda junk that I thought was funny back in 1999. Okay, I still think it&#8217;s funny. &nbsp; To be honest, I was, and still am, totally freaked out by the Teletubbies. Are they hairless cats? Why are they wearing footie pajamas? WHY IS THE SUN A BABY? The whole affair is terrifying. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,28,37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crossovers","category-hi-larious-hi-jinx","category-moldy-oldies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2696"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2712,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2696\/revisions\/2712"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}