{"id":2844,"date":"2012-07-06T00:13:46","date_gmt":"2012-07-06T07:13:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2844"},"modified":"2012-07-06T00:19:48","modified_gmt":"2012-07-06T07:19:48","slug":"in-space-no-one-can-hear-you-arrr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=2844","title":{"rendered":"In space, no one can hear you ARRR&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Asteroid-alloy sword, check<br \/>\nLaser-flintlock, check.<br \/>\nSpace treasure chest full of cosmic coinage, check.<br \/>\nRobot skull-and-crossbones, check.<br \/>\nLeggy space pirate, check and CHECK.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/spacepirateweb.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 400px; cursor: hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/spacepirateweb.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: 78%;\">click above for larger view<\/span><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\nAvast, you scurvy space dogs, we be boarding Friday with our daggers in our teeth and our cutlasses at our side, and we&#8217;ll be raiding the weekend for all it&#8217;s worth! FORWARD, LADS! THE SOLAR WINDS BE AT OUR BACKS! ARRRRRRR&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>(Yes, I have lost my damn mind yet again.)<\/p>\n<p>(I almost forgot&#8211;still treading water at 8 missed posts to make up. More art coming soon, promise!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Asteroid-alloy sword, check Laser-flintlock, check. Space treasure chest full of cosmic coinage, check. Robot skull-and-crossbones, check. Leggy space pirate, check and CHECK. click above for larger view &nbsp; Avast, you scurvy space dogs, we be boarding Friday with our daggers in our teeth and our cutlasses at our side, and we&#8217;ll be raiding the weekend [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-j-ho-originals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2844"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2844\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2849,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2844\/revisions\/2849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}