{"id":3338,"date":"2013-11-12T01:35:04","date_gmt":"2013-11-12T09:35:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=3338"},"modified":"2013-11-12T03:27:05","modified_gmt":"2013-11-12T11:27:05","slug":"nekomimi-kunoichi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=3338","title":{"rendered":"Nekomimi Kunoichi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here I present a gothy, zaftig, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Nekomimi\">nekomimi<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kunoichi\">kunoichi<\/a>, dressed in what I would describe as Miami Vice Decepticon colors, and armed with a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Guan_dao\">guan dao<\/a> (not quite a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Naginata\">naginata<\/a>), shuriken, and bombs:<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/nekomimikunoichiweb.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 400px; cursor: hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/nekomimikunoichiweb.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: 78%;\">click above for larger view<\/span><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Now, if you aren&#8217;t down with a gothy, zaftig, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Nekomimi\">nekomimi<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kunoichi\">kunoichi<\/a>, dressed in Miami Vice Decepticon colors, and armed with a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Guan_dao\">guan dao<\/a> (not quite a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Naginata\">naginata<\/a>), shuriken, and bombs&#8230; well I don&#8217;t even know what you&#8217;re doing here.<\/p>\n<p>Side note: I apologize for the huge URL, it&#8217;s actually there to balance out the composition, because I wouldn&#8217;t, you know, think about composition before hand. WHO DOES THAT???<\/p>\n<p>Now if you&#8217;ll excuse me, I think it&#8217;s high time I started a band called Miami Vice Decepticon.<\/p>\n<p>*air guitar riff*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here I present a gothy, zaftig, nekomimi kunoichi, dressed in what I would describe as Miami Vice Decepticon colors, and armed with a guan dao (not quite a naginata), shuriken, and bombs: click above for larger view &nbsp; Now, if you aren&#8217;t down with a gothy, zaftig, nekomimi kunoichi, dressed in Miami Vice Decepticon colors, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-j-ho-originals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3338"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3338\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3341,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3338\/revisions\/3341"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}