{"id":3909,"date":"2018-07-25T10:13:07","date_gmt":"2018-07-25T17:13:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=3909"},"modified":"2018-07-25T10:20:19","modified_gmt":"2018-07-25T17:20:19","slug":"from-planet-m-113","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/?p=3909","title":{"rendered":"From planet M-113&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in a Star Trek TOS mood, so here&#8217;s a glamorous <a href=\"http:\/\/memory-alpha.wikia.com\/wiki\/M-113_creature\">Salt Vampire<\/a> who joined Starfleet and became a captain! A strategic genius specializing in stealth operations, highly decorated, but has a bad habit of licking the salt off of everyone&#8217;s margaritas at parties.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/STsaltvampweb.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 500px; cursor: hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbot.com\/bootlegsketch\/STsaltvampweb.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in a Star Trek TOS mood, so here&#8217;s a glamorous Salt Vampire who joined Starfleet and became a captain! A strategic genius specializing in stealth operations, highly decorated, but has a bad habit of licking the salt off of everyone&#8217;s margaritas at parties. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-star-trek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3909"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3909\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3914,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3909\/revisions\/3914"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jasonbot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}